Wednesday, January 25, 2012

What should be the punishment for unwanted inter-office advances?

My dear father says that they should be hung, drawn and quater for the public enjoyment - I personally thinks that this kind of punishement is a tad too bloody - is there a less messy way to deal with those who does not know their places? someone has suggested that electro-shock therapy is a good way to re-educate a person's mind - do they really need to be brain-washed into the proper coporate system and law?What should be the punishment for unwanted inter-office advances?How about. "I'm flattered, but not Interested. I hope you meet someone right for you soon"

That'll fix 'em!What should be the punishment for unwanted inter-office advances?What do you mean "does not know their place". If you are being harassed you need to contact HR. I find your methods a bit too barbaric.What should be the punishment for unwanted inter-office advances?Death! (sarcasm) It is so dumb, they call it "sexual harassment" today if you are forward enough to ask a woman out that doesn't want to.What should be the punishment for unwanted inter-office advances?
No,no,no,no,no, the correct method of punishment is as follows, nail the scrotum to a large dry tree stump, douse the stump liberally with lead free petrol ( don't want to cause pollution). Hand the perpetrator a blunt knife. Set fire to said tree stump and watch. choices, 1) he cuts his nuts off, 2) he cuts his throat. Or, and I think the best, nail him by the scrotum to the said tree stump, find the man he detests the most, have gratuitous sex with said man in front of the nailee, afterwards just set fire to tree stump. Not to messy but has that sort of panache that one could video for those dark boring winter nights when a spot of lively entertainment is required.
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